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We Are Attention Merchants

ADVERTISING ISN'T CHANGING. IT'S ALREADY CHANGED. WE ARE THE CHANGE.

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FIRST THINGS FIRST.

WE'RE A COMEDY SHOP. 

WE COMMUNICATE ADVERTISING ORGANICALLY AND AUTHENTICALLY. YEAH, WE USED THE BUZZ WORDS, BUT IF IT'S TRUE, IT'S TRUE.

Let's be honest about what advertising is. It's about attention and exposure.

WE PROVIDE THAT

We'll give you honesty, exposure and that attention that we all crave. HUMANS CRAVE IT, WE GIVE It to your brand.

 

DREAM TEAM

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 A BRIEF HISTORY

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1896

A FAMILY OF INFAMY

Schofield’s Flowers, one of the first FTD member florists, supplied all flowers for O’Banion’s funeral, the funeral flower wreaths for the victims of The Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre, and for family patriarch Stephen Eugene Schofield, whose funeral was well attended by Chicago dignitaries like Mayor Daley, despite time spent in Sandstone Federal Penitentiary for “bookmaking”.

One hundred and twenty-one years after “Big Bill” Schofield first opened Schofield’s Flowers, his grandson Steve “Scof” Schofield is carrying forward the family brand, reimagining it for the 21st century.

You're Welcome.

 

CHARITY

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MORE BEES PLEASE.

Flowers, Bees, Pollination. We care about the bees. We donate to pollinator.org

 
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